W: Which one’s Claudio?
A: The one who’s supposed to marry Hero.
A: Robert Sean Leonard.
W: Oh. Claudio’s a dick.
A: Yup. You know who he reminds me of? Romeo.
(Heh. I just did a quick search to see if I ever posted about the Shakespeare house rule, and found this post in which I called Claudio a dick.)
(House rule, in brief: we do not talk about Shakespeare.)