On the rare evening that my sister (who sleeps in the TV room) is working, the children go to bed at a reasonable hour, and Will and I have enough energy to get up the stairs, we’ve been watching Netflix movies. Mostly crappy action movies, which is my favorite genre EVER.

A few weeks ago we watched The Losers, which is basically the perfect movie. Unfortunately, it’s been a few weeks so my memory is already hazy. Just trust me, it was awesome.

The Expendables was a huge disappointment. Boring! Look, my standards for action movies are so low they’re in the basement, and this failed to meet my expectations. It did, however, produce this gem:

me: I think Sly’s had some work done.
Will: I think Sly’s had ALL the work done.

Also, it was really cool when Dolph Lundgren and Jet Li fought. Not only are they both real martial artists, but now that they are both older and craggier, I would totally have sex with either of them. (But not both. What am I, greedy?)

X-Men Origins: Wolverine exceeded expectations! I really enjoyed it! This is so shocking to me (even with my low standards, I expected the movie to make me angry) that I don’t have much else to say about it. Man was the CGI bad in some scenes, though.

Up next is Centurion, which Will already saw and thinks I will enjoy. WE SHALL SEE.