You know, I have often thought that if I put my mind to it I could, like the White Queen, believe six impossible things before breakfast. But there is no part of me that believes for one instant that someone actually made The Human Centipede. And I don’t mean that like, “Can you believe they did that?!” No, I actually cannot force my brain to accept the information. I do not believe the movie exists. Watching the trailer has done very little to sway me on this.