Ran to Trader Joe’s again yesterday, and saw someone representing the same organization as the dick–either himself or a similar-looking but older man, but my sister and I couldn’t agree on which. So instead of talking to anyone in the store, I contacted their employer. Which is… the Missionary Church of the Disciples of Jesus Christ. Very Christian, their missionaries. *facepalm* I used the form on their website to let them know what went down. I don’t expect anything whatsoever to come of it, but there you go.