The last time I did one of these posts was about three years ago. I haven’t done one since because some mean troll accused me of scamming people into buying me stuff, because my mom bought the baby carrier I’d mentioned in the post. Let me repeat: my MOM bought something for her GRANDSON and that made me a scammer. God, I hate people on the internet. (Not you.) The worst part is how much it upset me.
Well, screw those people. If I really believed there were people out there who wanted to buy me expensive, frivolous things, I would appeal directly to those people. I mean, DUH.
So here’s some window shopping, scam-free:
1. J Crew Coat:
It is feminine and the lines are gorgeous and my rack might look a little silly with that ruffle but who cares! It’s pretend shopping!
2. Dansko Boots:
Oh my word. These are so beautiful it almost hurts.
3. J. Peterman 1947 Dress:
There is a vintage Vogue pattern out there for this exact style dress. By the time I bought the pattern and the fabric, I don’t know that I’d save much money, but you know. I could make one myself. If I wanted to.
4. Adventurer Jacket:
I’m fairly certain this would look less silly on. Will, not me. It would look silly on me.
5. Stacking Birthstone Rings:
I will require one May and one probably-January.
6. Octopus Tattoo (Socks):
I like the stockings, but let’s be honest: I want an octopus tattooed on my leg. And possibly a squid on the other one. Cephalopods are HOT.
7. The Good Stuff:
I mean, really. Take your pick.
8. Steamline Luggage:
Vintage-style yellow leather luggage with wheels. If I actually owned this I would be forced to believe in God. (And look! It’s on sale.)