So far today I have:
- accidentally mixed the yeast in with the flour instead of the water
- overfilled the container so the dough overflowed
- forgotten to slash the top of the loaf and wound up with deformed bread
- let the beans cook dry
- forgot to make Sam lunch
- when I remembered to make Sam lunch, forgot to give it to him
I’m sure there’s more but I CAN’T REMEMBER.