Being hungry ALL THE TIME is getting old.

This is how a typical morning might go around here:

7:00 Wake up, drag myself from bed to bathroom, void my bladder. Jeez, you’d think I was drinking beer in my sleep. Mmmm, beer.

7:10 Wow, sleeping is dehydrating! (Or possibly it’s all that beer.) Drink four glasses of water.

7:15 OMG STARVING. Stuff nearest food substance in mouth (usually cereal).

7:20-7:40 Blearily read internets and/or help Will get ready for work.

7:45 Console Sammy about Daddy leaving. Try to convince him that he does not need to watch a movie just yet.

7:46 Most mornings I give in on the movie.

8:15 There is NOTHING ON THE INTERNET. Decide that today will be the day that I get Sam outside before it gets too hot. Check Twitter one more time.

8:40 LIGHT SABER FIGHT.

8:45 go to bathroom to pee. While there, start getting ready to shower.

9:00 OMG STARVING. Fix myself something to eat. Maybe leftovers. The instant they are ready, Sam needs to use the toilet. Go sit with him while he does so.

9:15 Finally eat my cold leftover leftovers.

9:30 Ready to shower.

10:00 Actually in the shower.

10:05 Out! Skipped shaving to save time. May or may not have remembered to wash hair.

10:10 Dressed, chasing naked Sammy around with clothes.

10:15 Sammy, still naked, tries to open the door.

10:19 Finally convince Sam to get dressed. Yay, we can get going!

10:20 OMG STARVING.

4 thoughts on “Being hungry ALL THE TIME is getting old.

  1. existentialwaitress

    August 25, 2009 at 11:21am

    Light saber fights have become a fixed part of our daily schedule as well. And I pretty much always give in on the movie.

  2. Lucretia

    August 25, 2009 at 1:53pm

    There needs to be more stuff on the internet. Agreed.

  3. theletterkae

    August 26, 2009 at 10:28am

    I am uber jealous that light saber fights are a part of your daily routine. The only fights I get into are email fights with angry guests.

  4. georgia

    August 27, 2009 at 9:31pm

    this sounds a lot like my mornings except i pee more & require much, much more food.

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