This is how a typical morning might go around here:
7:00 Wake up, drag myself from bed to bathroom, void my bladder. Jeez, you’d think I was drinking beer in my sleep. Mmmm, beer.
7:10 Wow, sleeping is dehydrating! (Or possibly it’s all that beer.) Drink four glasses of water.
7:15 OMG STARVING. Stuff nearest food substance in mouth (usually cereal).
7:20-7:40 Blearily read internets and/or help Will get ready for work.
7:45 Console Sammy about Daddy leaving. Try to convince him that he does not need to watch a movie just yet.
7:46 Most mornings I give in on the movie.
8:15 There is NOTHING ON THE INTERNET. Decide that today will be the day that I get Sam outside before it gets too hot. Check Twitter one more time.
8:40 LIGHT SABER FIGHT.
8:45 go to bathroom to pee. While there, start getting ready to shower.
9:00 OMG STARVING. Fix myself something to eat. Maybe leftovers. The instant they are ready, Sam needs to use the toilet. Go sit with him while he does so.
9:15 Finally eat my cold leftover leftovers.
9:30 Ready to shower.
10:00 Actually in the shower.
10:05 Out! Skipped shaving to save time. May or may not have remembered to wash hair.
10:10 Dressed, chasing naked Sammy around with clothes.
10:15 Sammy, still naked, tries to open the door.
10:19 Finally convince Sam to get dressed. Yay, we can get going!
10:20 OMG STARVING.