This should be a series.
On The Killers: It’s got Burt Lancaster in a wifebeater! And apparently it has some sort of plot.
On The Swimmer: It’s got naked Burt Lancaster! He has a great butt. And apparently there is some sort of plot.
Years from now, after my death, my children will go through my things and find little scraps of paper with hilarious (if out of context) quotes on them. Kids, they’re all John.