How to win followers and disgust people

Announce on Twitter that you’ve just cooked testicles.

Seriously, it works like a charm. I got five or six new followers inside of an hour, and only one of them was a spammer.

I also got some truly hilarious reactions from assorted friends, many of whom were horrified. Clarifying that the testicles formerly belonged to a bison didn’t really help, either.

Anyway, just an FYI.

6 thoughts on “How to win followers and disgust people

  1. Katherine

    June 22, 2009 at 10:58am

    Mostly, I’m just surprised whenever you cook any meat-products.

    I mean, Perfect Tommy actually eats meat and he will only cook things that don’t look like body parts.

    Personally, I think eating certain parts is kind of sad – hearts, genitals, and brains just remind me too much of myself.

  2. Amanda

    June 22, 2009 at 1:20pm

    Makes me wish I could see your feed. :)

  3. Annika

    June 22, 2009 at 1:33pm

    Katherine – Meat is way more satisfying and interesting to cook than almost anything else.

    Amanda – You can see my @replies from unlocked accounts by searching for @noirbettie on the sidebar. The funniest responses were locked, though. :(

  4. Mary

    June 23, 2009 at 9:15pm

    Oh man, I totally missed it. So, how were they?

  5. CosmicAvatar

    June 29, 2009 at 8:22am

    Yeah, what Mary said – were they any good? (I’m all about the grub.)

  6. Annika

    June 29, 2009 at 8:42am

    I didn’t eat them, but Will enjoyed them.

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