OK, clearly this has to be a movie. Or even better, a fake movie.
We need a poster and a tagline. I think Katherine has commissioned her brother for the poster but it never hurts to have more than one.
“Don’t Drink the Water” needs to be saved as the tagline for BAD FOUNTAIN II, in which the fountain in question is a high school water fountain.
“This Fountain Will Tear Your Soul Apart” would require calling the movie Clive Barker Presents BAD FOUNTAIN instead of Wes Craven. I am fine with that. Alternately, no matter who presents it, we could use “This Fountain Will Drink Your Soul.”
Talk to me, folks. I’d make it a contest but I am incapable of mailing prizes so let’s not be formal about it.
(If you are wondering what the hell I am talking about, check out the comments on yesterday’s post.)