Sam was playing with another little boy in the laundry room. The boy’s father asked me if Sam is in preschool and I said no. He asked if he’d be going when he turns three and I said I didn’t know yet (no sense in hitting strangers with the schooling philosophy whammy). And then he sort of scolded me, because “school is important so kids can play with other kids.” Um, you mean like they are doing right now? God I hate everyone.