You wish you were married to me.

While playing Lego: Star Wars, we notice that Lando Calrissian’s hand-to-hand move is a kung-fu kick, and his dodge is a super-sweet spin and leg sweep.

Will: Did you see that?

Me: Whoa!

In unison: KUNG-FU!

Me: Do you think Billy D. Williams and David Carradine hang out?

Will: Um…

Me: Lie to me, lie to me!

Will: Yes. I think they hang out.

Me: Thank you.

Will: And sometimes, Carl Weathers comes over too.

It’s all right. I know you really wish you were married to Will. Lie to me.

6 thoughts on “You wish you were married to me.

  1. Annika

    June 9, 2008 at 10:29pm

    Keith held a door for me once. He totally checked me out.

  2. liz

    June 9, 2008 at 11:04pm

    Honey, I love you, And with the baby-saving ninja fall you come awfully close, But i really kind of wish i was married to Lando.

    liz’s last blog post..Thrush can bite me

  3. Crystal

    June 10, 2008 at 5:40pm

    What? Seriously? I pretty much never play as Lando (because it’s too much fun to smash things with lightsabers), but I’m clearly going to need to try that. Kung Fu Lando!

    Crystal’s last blog post..Oh, Doctor Jones…

  4. Will Campbell

    June 11, 2008 at 4:03pm

    I think that’s the most adorable snippet of dialogue I’ve read evar. I want to marry the both of you.

    Will Campbell’s last blog post..Bee Gee

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