I may never check my email again, because it’s already reached its pinnacle.
John to Beloved Annika 8:48 AM
Subject: home schooling
Here’s my biggest concern…
If Will is working during the day, and you’re a girl, who’s going to teach Sam math?
Movies. Musicals. Malaise.
Annika Barranti to John 8:58 AM
Television, John. Television.