Let’s say it was the law that children MUST be fed in restaurants, to ensure adequate nutrition. Any family who feels that this is too restrictive, for whatever reason, has the option to feed their children at home under the supervision of a restaurant OR declare their home a private restaurant. Then one day a family is taken to court for abuse and for some reason the case becomes about food. The judge rules that parents may only feed their own children if they are CIA-trained. By which I mean Culinary Institute of America, because the other one would be a little crazy even for this story. But restaurant chefs have no training requirements! Hmm, doesn’t this all sound insane?