I know, because I have been sucking it down all morning and I am still half-asleep.
Or maybe the generous slug of amaretto I’ve been pouring into each cup has canceled out the caffeine?
I’m sure there’s a rule about not rearranging the bedroom furniture when you are sleep deprived, but I’m not sure I can shake this bee in my bonnet to do just that. Somebody talk me out of it! (Or at least tell me if there is an online app where I can do it virtually first.)
There is probably also some crazy rule about not letting Betty Boop raise your child, but I thumb my nose at that one, too.
UPDATE: I resisted temptation… by rearranging the living room instead. I MUST BE STOPPED.
(Stay tuned, I am going to rearrange the wall of art tomorrow. I think this is a form of mental illness. Avoidwritingitis.)