Old Navy, WTF?

Look at this, Internet.

pitching a tent

Do you see this? DO YOU SEE THE INDIGNITY? Old Navy is passing this tent off as a blouse. And the fabric is so cute that I almost fell for it! I swear, it was like 1960 in that dressing room. 1960 AT THE KAMPGROUND OF AMERICA.

How is it possible that this is the same store that carries this gorgeous item?

Annika, Super Spy

Look at Audrey Hepburn there. Sadly, I don’t have $40 for a coat. WEEP FOR ME, PEOPLE, because that baby fit perfectly. (Medium, Internet. I wear a medium.)

21 thoughts on “Old Navy, WTF?

  1. Catherine

    September 15, 2007 at 8:56pm

    Old Navy is totally hit and miss. This summer I lived in several of their seasonal dresses and skirts, all of which were perfectly cut and just the right length, but then I bought a top with a wonky neckline and seams that don’t lay flat. Bah.

    The trenchcoat is DIVINE. It kind of needs to be yours.

  2. Blue Momma

    September 16, 2007 at 5:55am

    If I looked as good in that coat as you I’d just buy fewer groceries that week. While wearing my new coat, of course!

  3. Kjrstn

    September 16, 2007 at 8:27am

    That look on your face in the first photo is PRICELESS!

    You look great, by the way. Ignoring the tent and all. YOU look fabulous :)

    I like the coat too.

  4. MenleyNin

    September 16, 2007 at 11:09am

    The coat is gorgeous and definitely a perfect fit. But the look on your face in the first one is, as Kjrstn said, priceless.

  5. Crystal

    September 16, 2007 at 11:13am

    Yeah, that shirt is a crime. What was Old Navy thinking??

  6. P@

    September 16, 2007 at 11:13am

    Didn’t Old Navy have ads a few years back with a talking dog? Talking dogs are never to be trusted.

  7. yojo

    September 16, 2007 at 3:14pm

    Even without you typing anything *ANYTHING* at all, your face in that first photo says it all.

  8. Jenn

    September 16, 2007 at 3:15pm

    *snorts*

    Ah, too true my friend, too true.

    (all of it)

  9. Jenn

    September 16, 2007 at 3:16pm

    And to think I’ve not ever considered bringing my digital camera with me while clothes shopping. Hmmm.

  10. Crystal

    September 16, 2007 at 5:29pm

    I think whoever the head of Old Navy is was pregnant when she picked out this summer’s line. I mean, I’ve gotten two cute short dresses (one that I’m too modest to wear as anything other than a shirt) and a bunch of racerback tops there, but every other thing I tried on made me look pregnant. I don’t know why they’re so big on the almost empire but above the boobs waist and the ballooning, but the head honcho being preggers is my best guess.

    I do love that coat, though.

  11. Amanda

    September 16, 2007 at 6:35pm

    You can console yourself by saying that the trenchcoat needs a belt. (And seriously, what is up with this year’s trends? Bubble skirts look good on no one.)

  12. Leone

    September 16, 2007 at 7:26pm

    this post is too freaking funny Annika! Between your expression and the complete polar opposites of the clothing AND the fact that you brought a camera into the changeroom (I’m so going to do that!)~ it’s a very noteworthy post.

  13. Allison SuperCrafty

    September 16, 2007 at 9:24pm

    That first photo is priceless! That coat is made for you. Gorgeous! OK but what the Hell is going on in fashion this season? With the fitted classic look and wide leg pants (hooray!) and lots of black, tan and brown. Very New York. Love it. And then the tent top? Baffling.

  14. eipwek

    September 16, 2007 at 11:40pm

    Loving the coat.

    Fashion is so weird. It’s amazing how many tops are so maternity-ish these days…..and frustrating, because they weren’t like that at all last year when I was actually pregnant. Hhmph!

    Not that I can afford to shop anywhere but the Salvation Army and Wally World.

  15. Annika

    September 17, 2007 at 8:31am

    I know! WHERE WERE THESE CLOTHES WHEN I WAS ENORMOUSLY PREGNANT? I actually tried on another top that I loved despite it having a wee bit too much fabric (OK, it was also a tent) and I considered buying it for next time I am pregnant. Seriously.

  16. Katherine

    September 17, 2007 at 9:56am

    There is a theory that looking pregnant is a new fashion fetish – not actually being pregnant, mind you, that’s still gross, but looking like you might be pregnant. What’s disturbing to me is that I’m seeing it mostly in juniors departments and places like Old Navy, American Eagle Outfitters – places where children shop.

    Creepy!

  17. ~Sheryl

    September 17, 2007 at 1:57pm

    The first picture is hilarious, you look like the top actually hurts to have it on. Regardless, you are lookin’ mighty fine! Love the slicked back hair.

  18. Josi

    September 17, 2007 at 3:07pm

    I absolutely hate those baby doll shirts. Unless you are six feet tall with a 25 inch waist it looks like maternity–and not a ‘cute little mom’ maternity either.

    I do like the coat though :-)

  19. Shelby

    September 17, 2007 at 4:57pm

    The look of horror on you face tells the whole story.

  20. CosmicAvatar

    September 20, 2007 at 12:07pm

    My lord, that smocky thing is dreadful. You look fab in that trenchcoat though.

  21. Laurie Ann

    September 27, 2007 at 10:11pm

    Kampground of America–you’re cracking me up!

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