Spam o’ the Day (updated)

I am yet again faced with a spam email that is so astonishing I must print it in its entirety.

If you are a lesbian and you can’t find your better half, if you lack attention and love, if you can’t find understanding with other girls and you want to change your life, please, read this. Now you have a fantastic chance to start your new life, saving from all your problems and hang-ups.

If you want to – Change your life;
– Save from your problems and hang-ups;
– Become more sexually attractive for other girls;
– Meet more beautiful women, without any problems;
– Grab all the attention;
– Increase your self-confidence;
– Get approached by another lezzies far more often;
– Make a fantastic impression every day and hour – You have a chance to do this now!

Alpha-Pheromone perfume – it is a unique way to change your life. It is a perfume for sexual attraction of humans of the opposite sex. Now, we propose you an excellent possibility to order Alpha-Pheromone perfume to attract lesbians! You will forget all your problems with your single life! Buying Alpha-Pheromone perfume, you will open new prospects for your intimate and everyday life. Today Alpha-Pheromone perfume is very popular in Europe and USA. Such popularity is explained by its low price and high efficiency. Try it and make sure that it really works! You can use Alpha-Pheromone perfume with Exel (23:03:44 10/04/2007) your usual perfume. In our online shop, you can order Alpha-Pheromone perfumes of the latest collections. You can order Alpha-Pheromone perfume even if you live in the backwoods, because our delivery works in the whole world!

I will save you all some money (because surely these people want your money): women who want to use pheromone perfume to attract other women should use the cologne for men, which is intended to attract women.

You’re welcome.

Edit: oh my god, y’all, they sent a follow-up.

Remember how you felt when your dream girl shot you down? Well now you never have to feel that way again! Pheromones have been proven to work, and are guaranted to increase your attractiveness to women of all ages. Just look at some of the testimonials we have received back from 100% satisfied repeat customers! :

I am a young pretty girl. I am a lesbian. I have an interesting work, I go in for sports, I am lucky in life, but I have problems with other girls. I cannot find the person, with whom I could spend my leisure time. I cannot come to an understanding with the girl that I like. I can speak with her, but when the relations between us come to something biggest, when I stay with her in private, I can say nothing. I cannot mount this psychological barrier. I tried to work with myself, I read books about this, but I didn’t see the effect of my attempts. I decided to try perfume with Alpha-Pheromones. I didn’t expect anything from them; I wanted to try them only. I was surprised at its effect! Young ladies strike up an acquaintance with me first! At first, I couldn’t get used to such life, but now I am number one in relations! Perfume with Alpha-Pheromones is super! Mary, 25 y.o.

I saw many online shops in Internet many times. I didn’t believe in this fantastic effect which perfume with Alpha-Pheromones gives. But once I watched a TV-show about the influence of Alpha-Pheromones. The scientists explained their effect, and I believed that it is really cool thing! I made an order at once. Knock on wood, but I think that I have found my better half! I think that my girlfriend really loves me. I thank you very much! You can’t imagine how it is important to me!
Jane, 22 y.o

This is now the longest blog post ever to not have any original content.

10 thoughts on “Spam o’ the Day (updated)

  1. Amy

    April 10, 2007 at 6:58pm

    Dude. Is the spam hitting on you?

  2. Janine

    April 10, 2007 at 7:11pm

    I have an interesting work too, what a coincidence! Does that make me a lesbian?

  3. yojo

    April 10, 2007 at 8:39pm

    Wow- I like how they’re assuring women that they can get them more women by using a compound that ” is a perfume for sexual attraction of humans of the opposite sex.”

    Gotta hand it to them, that’s a cool trick.

  4. Nell

    April 11, 2007 at 6:00am

    This is my favorite part:

    “I didn’t believe in this fantastic effect which perfume with Alpha-Pheromones gives. But once I watched a TV-show about the influence of Alpha-Pheromones.”

    I just know I’d be convinced if I saw it on TV too!

  5. Angela

    April 11, 2007 at 9:57am

    “but when the relations between us come to something biggest” *snort*

    I used to sell this kind of thing (although it was marketing at men, for them to attract women), the active ingredient was PIG pheromones, I shit you not. And it smelled AWFUL.

  6. jenn

    April 11, 2007 at 10:34am

    “Get approached by another lezzies far more often”

    Aw man, and I just went and married me a man last year.

    HAD I KNOWN!!!!!

  7. Uccellina

    April 11, 2007 at 11:32am

    I got the lesbian spam too! It’s like they know.

  8. Mara

    April 11, 2007 at 4:04pm

    Good grief, the grammar. What LANGUAGE do you think that was traslated from? Or if it’s not, who can write *that badly* in their native tongue?

    Hilarious. The only spam I get offers to increase my penis size and output, which would be kinda miraculous seeing as I am completely lacking a penis to begin with.

  9. Bill

    April 13, 2007 at 6:13am

    I got one of these the other day.

    Email, not perfume. Erm.

    Also I noticed if they changed just a couple words, all the bullet points would apply to some product targeted at guys trying to attract girls. How versatile is that?

    Wonder if *I’ll* get a follow-up message…

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