Things That Woke Me Up Last Night

  1. Grace asking for water.
  2. Will putting Sam back in his bed after discovering him on top of the covers on the edge of our bed.
  3. The phone ringing, once, at 2:30am. (It is not on the caller ID, which kicks in during the second ring. OF COURSE.)
  4. Sam sneezing about a dozen times.

I JUST WANT ONE DECENT NIGHT’S SLEEP, PLEASE.

…Wait, I want more than one. I want to sleep ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT. I do not think that is unreasonable. I should have slept in the top bunk like I threatened to.

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