- Grace asking for water.
- Will putting Sam back in his bed after discovering him on top of the covers on the edge of our bed.
- The phone ringing, once, at 2:30am. (It is not on the caller ID, which kicks in during the second ring. OF COURSE.)
- Sam sneezing about a dozen times.
I JUST WANT ONE DECENT NIGHT’S SLEEP, PLEASE.
…Wait, I want more than one. I want to sleep ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT. I do not think that is unreasonable. I should have slept in the top bunk like I threatened to.