The List

Today’s drivers who made The List:

1. The asshole driving an oversized vehicle like a sports car. The most common offender in this category is the rental moving truck, which at least is understandable since one has to assume that the average person with a U-Haul has never driven something that big before. But today? I saw a DOUBLE DECKER BUS swerving in and out of lanes as though it were a Mustang.

2. The cuntface* who thinks right on red is a right. Gee, I’m so sorry that I came to a complete stop at the RED LIGHT and didn’t immediately turn right the instant there was a break in traffic. I assure you that I did this entirely to piss you off and not because, you know, I couldn’t see around the parked cars well enough to know if it was safe to turn. Oh and also because RIGHT ON RED IS A PRIVILEGE YOU TWAT.

*Her face was not actually a cunt.

3 thoughts on “The List

  1. Amy

    January 8, 2013 at 4:42pm

    The guy behind you can always assess the traffic in front of you better than you can. I mean, clearly, right?

  2. georgia

    January 8, 2013 at 11:00pm

    “you are definitely supposed to stop at a red light before turning right”says the person who got a ticket for doing otherwise last year.
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  3. Sonja

    January 9, 2013 at 12:00am

    My favorite is the Impatient Honker who knows you’re not turning right on red because you want to annoy him. It’s not at all to let the pedestrians cross the street while their light is green. Grrrr.

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