Today’s drivers who made The List:
1. The asshole driving an oversized vehicle like a sports car. The most common offender in this category is the rental moving truck, which at least is understandable since one has to assume that the average person with a U-Haul has never driven something that big before. But today? I saw a DOUBLE DECKER BUS swerving in and out of lanes as though it were a Mustang.
2. The cuntface* who thinks right on red is a right. Gee, I’m so sorry that I came to a complete stop at the RED LIGHT and didn’t immediately turn right the instant there was a break in traffic. I assure you that I did this entirely to piss you off and not because, you know, I couldn’t see around the parked cars well enough to know if it was safe to turn. Oh and also because RIGHT ON RED IS A PRIVILEGE YOU TWAT.
*Her face was not actually a cunt.