Reasons I Cannot Do The Laundry Today

  • I don’t feel like putting on pants.
  • None of my clothes fit, anyway.
  • It’s shark week.
  • There aren’t enough quarters to do all the laundry, so why do any of it?
  • I need a haircut.
  • I have nonspecific anxiety.
  • I really don’t think I can make myself put on pants.

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