Thank you for hearing my pleas to the universe and going to bed at a decent hour last night. That was very considerate of you and allowed your father and I to actually spend some time together when, for the first time in weeks, I was not panicking over a deadline.
HOWEVER.
For future reference, please know that it is generally understood that if you GO to bed, you ought to STAY in bed. Waking up two hours later, interrupting our Parks & Rec viewing enjoyment, and destroying the chance of any other type of, ahem, enjoyment, is just plain RUDE.
Love,
Mama

they always know when something fun is going on.