A Better Tag Line for Wrath of the Titans

There are posters all over town for Wrath of the Titans (they’ve been up for so long that I just checked to see if the movie has come and gone–nope, opens tomorrow) and they are bad. BAD.

Here, I will show you.

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Look at that tag line: FEEL THE WRATH.

Hollywood, I could poop out a better tag line. Here are a few suggestions (from my brain, not the other place):

HADES HATH NO FURY

Actually, that’s pretty good. I’ll leave it at that. Next time, do better. Or at least call me.

6 thoughts on “A Better Tag Line for Wrath of the Titans

  1. Will

    March 29, 2012 at 9:02am

    THE CLASH WAS JUST THE BEGINNING

    That’s actually not that good, let’s go with your Hades one.

  2. Annika

    March 29, 2012 at 9:06am

    I dunno, yours is a LOT better than FEEL THE WRATH.

  3. Amy

    March 29, 2012 at 11:45am

    I mean, if that’s what they want to go with, wouldn’t it be more elegant to put the tag right over the title and just have “Feel the”? I mean, it’s still stupid, but at least it doesn’t say “wrath” twice in succession.

  4. Katherine

    March 30, 2012 at 7:53am

    “Feel the…” just guarantees that I will have Marky Mark stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

  5. CosmicAvatar

    April 28, 2012 at 9:03am

    Dear Hollywood poster-creators, please give this woman a job writing taglines, STAT! (Translation: that was awesome.)

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