There are posters all over town for Wrath of the Titans (they’ve been up for so long that I just checked to see if the movie has come and gone–nope, opens tomorrow) and they are bad. BAD.
Here, I will show you.
Look at that tag line: FEEL THE WRATH.
Hollywood, I could poop out a better tag line. Here are a few suggestions (from my brain, not the other place):
HADES HATH NO FURY
Actually, that’s pretty good. I’ll leave it at that. Next time, do better. Or at least call me.