Every year when we spring forward, I have to hear at least one person chide me for saying I hate the time change by cheerfully trilling, “I LOVE Daylight Saving Time!”

Listen, you jackass. I don’t care if you love it. I am actually just FINE with it. I hate CHANGING BACK AND FORTH. It fucks with our internal clocks and makes my children act like MONSTERS.

(Grace, for instance, has started the last two days by screaming her head off at 5:00 in the morning. Getting up earlier is the exact opposite of what is supposed to happen when we switch to DST. This is because she is now genetically 75% monster thanks to your IDIOTIC time change.)

So shut the fuck up.

8 thoughts on “SHUT UP.

  1. Jen

    March 12, 2012 at 6:47am

    WORD. I don’t care WHAT FREAKING TIME IT IS, just stop CHANGING IT.

  2. Cindy

    March 12, 2012 at 9:58am

    I love Daylight Saving Time! ;-) Actually, I really do but like you, I also hate changing it back and forth. I wish they would just leave it that way year ’round. Also, I wish people would get it right and stop calling it Daylight SavingS Time.

    On another note, usually when I follow a blog, it’s to read what someone has to say. I like to see picture too but I like there to be an actual blog entry (this is just a preference, I don’t get upset with someone for putting what they want on THEIR blog). Today, I was kind of disappointed that there were no new pics of Sam and Grace.

  3. B

    March 12, 2012 at 10:33am

    My internal clock is having a temper tantrum.

  4. Katherine

    March 12, 2012 at 12:15pm

    My poor doggie is having the same issue. And I think changing the time twice a year is so backwards that whoever decided to keep doing it probably has a traumatic brain injury.

  5. Amy

    March 12, 2012 at 12:42pm

    No one loves Daylight Saving Time.

  6. Sonja

    March 12, 2012 at 2:16pm

    We’re all kind of tantrummy around here, too.

  7. P@

    March 15, 2012 at 8:24pm

    THANK YOU for not calling it “Daylight Savings Time” like 90% of the people out there do. Drives me nuts.

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