Every year when we spring forward, I have to hear at least one person chide me for saying I hate the time change by cheerfully trilling, “I LOVE Daylight Saving Time!”
Listen, you jackass. I don’t care if you love it. I am actually just FINE with it. I hate CHANGING BACK AND FORTH. It fucks with our internal clocks and makes my children act like MONSTERS.
(Grace, for instance, has started the last two days by screaming her head off at 5:00 in the morning. Getting up earlier is the exact opposite of what is supposed to happen when we switch to DST. This is because she is now genetically 75% monster thanks to your IDIOTIC time change.)
So shut the fuck up.