It’s so rare that readers notice my selection word.

This just in from spambot “Sheila King,” who recognizes my professional blog writing skill:

It seems like you have a professional blog writing skill. Your topic selection is interesting and content is well organized. I also like your selection word and sentence structure, which helps to get a clear idea of the topic.

The rest of you are going to have to step it up with the observation and compliments if you hope to see more of my sentence structure.

For free or for a fee!

Just received a (moderated) spam comment on this post calling it “Easily some of the best writing online.” I am so flattered! Oh, what the heck. Here’s the entire comment:

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Kindred Spirit of the Day

This is so beautiful:

From: Solle S < >
Subject: let’s be friends, dear
Date: July 24, 2007 10:10:33 AM PDT
To: Frank < >

I greet you

This letter is of great importance. I am here in order to build my own
Planet which will be called a Planet of Love. My future family will live
Maybe it sounds stupid, but I am serious at present time. I have serious and
firm intentions to find a good man and to create family with him.
I am tired of empty searches and short romantic dates. I need stable life, I
need to love and to be beloved.
I dream about the day when I will give my heart and devote my life to a
good man.
I will call him “my Darling Husband” and I will be his “Sweet beloved Wife”.
Oh, so sweet words, I dream to hear them!
I see that you look for your second half, too. I ask you to stop your search
at me. We are both single people, but we have everything for love: kind
hearts, tenderness, hopes and dreams.
My heart will beat faster while I am (find me )
waiting for your letter.

Waiting for your response

Soll S

Yes, Frank.

I will be your Darling Husband on the Planet of Love! Yes, yes, a thousand times yes!


Spam o’ the Day (updated)

I am yet again faced with a spam email that is so astonishing I must print it in its entirety.

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I will save you all some money (because surely these people want your money): women who want to use pheromone perfume to attract other women should use the cologne for men, which is intended to attract women.

You’re welcome.

Edit: oh my god, y’all, they sent a follow-up.

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This is now the longest blog post ever to not have any original content.